Best way to hide your money?

I just learned the best way to hide my money from Gabe. xD

Toilet jokes

I found this in an email and I think its quite hilarious.

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A budding poet trying his best...

"Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger."

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

"Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Tried to shit,
But only farted."

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

"You're lucky,
You had your chance.
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!"

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

"I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think."

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

"Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls..."

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(written high upon the wall)
"If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you."

Ministry of Environment advertisement.
"We aim to please!
You aim too! Please."

On the inside of a toilet door:

"Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance."

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

Sign seen at a restaurant:
"The hands that clean these toilets also make your food... Please aim properly. "

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Hilarious? Hope you guys enjoy it. xD

Woman

Woman is the most unpredictable creature on earth. They are so unpredictable till they are so complicated and so so so the ********. I got this hilarious email that shows how women are explained by engineers. (which i think i soooo true =P). Hope you guys enjoy. If you have read this before, enjoy it again. ^^

Part 1

Part 2


Part 3


Part 4


Part 5

Hope you guys have a good laughter. Girls please dont get angry ya. =)

Generation Naming

- The Silent generation , people born before 1946.

- The Baby Boomers , people born between 1946 and 1959.

- Generation X , people born between 1960 and 1979.

- Generation Y - people born between 1980 and 1995 .

Why do we call the last one generation Y? I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below...Learned something new!


Have a nice day. =)

Why women hates football

Okay i'm not sexist here or something. I posted up this post because almost pratically all the girls i know doesn't like football. Here are some reasons for them disliking football:
1)Football very sienz. (2 hours you know!!i can dunno shop for how many things ady >.<)

2)Football looks very rough....(so many tackles, face bleeding, nose bleeding, ppl screaming, bla bla bla...)

3)22 people chasing at 1 ball, look so stupid. (Why not give each 1 of them a ball so no need to fight for the ball lor T.T)

4)Losing their husbands during importantfootball games (cause you dun let him watch at home ma, so he go out watch lor)

5)Football makes the shirts dirty (Hard for them to wash. So need to do extra work. Complain again....)

6)Their husband are moody, when the favourite team is not doing well. (Less money to go shopping)

Acctually there are still somemore, but just cant think of it right now.

Came accross this video which is a compilation of some videos with some women hating football...lolx enjoy the laughter



p.s: girls pls dun kill me....@.@

Jokes of the day

Here are some jokes i receive from an e-mail. I think these jokes are quite classic and hope you guys enjoy it and have some laughter.^^

   Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.  


　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.


　　Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.


　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 


　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
 

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.  


　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.  
　

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.  

　　
　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.  
　

　　"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.  
　

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
 

　　"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "  

　　
　　"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 

　　
　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.  

　　
　　When two's company, three's the result!  

　　
　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.  


　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.