War in Malaysia tomorrow?

I came across this piece of news a few days ago and I found it quite ridiculous. But somehow a friend of mine reminded me again today. Just to remind everybody here to be a little careful tomorrow,  MAYBE a group of barbarians which is known as BENDERA from our neighbouring country will attack us because we are "JAHAT".

Here are some the quotes i extracted from the article,

“This [training] is to support our people, and we have also armed them with weapons that volunteers donated, such as samurai swords, ninja sticks and sharpened bamboo sticks,”  [u ingat u orang ninja turtle ke?]

“Malaysia stole our islands and insulted our national anthem. As a citizen, I am called to participate [in the war],” [so patriotic!! you think your government will give you a gold medal? ;p]

Mustar said that self-defense training and black magic spells designed to protect the troops had already been provided, with 150 members taking part in two sessions held at Bendera’s headquarters. [wa...got magic skill somemore. i think these guys watch too much Harry Potter =="]

Mustar said the group had already sent 10 people to Malaysia, to conduct reconnaissance and draw up battle plans. “You could say they are our spies,” he said. [you think you playing computer games ar. can send spy here and there.]

“And once we get there, we will fight furiously in an open war with the Malaysians. Just like the wars you’ve seen on TV,” [you think you guys are Rambo? Dont dream so much, there will be only 1 Slyvestere Stallone.]

“I prioritize my country,” the father of two said. “My wife and children breathe the air of this country. That’s why [I prioritize it].” [you think your wife and children fill their stomach with the air of your country?]

“I will fight until the last drop of my blood. That is what I will do to defend my country.” [eh bro, today is 21st century la, no more those olden days Chinese Dynasty where you still defend the country with your blood. Please update yourself]

Anyways I hope this scenario wont happen cause I still believe in peace. Btw peeps in Malaysia, hope you guys will take extra precaution tomorrow (08/10), its better to be safe than sorry.  

Here's another article from THE STAR.